Zaire: Damn, I gotta get to Sproul to get a new key. At least losing your key here isn’t as bad as losing it in the real world.
Me: Honey, I’m sorry to tell you this, but this is the real world.
Zaire: No. No it’s not.
Me: Yes it is.
Zaire: No it’s not.
Me: I think we’re not understanding each oth…
guess what kind of dog we’re getting
me: a cat
me: SHUT UP HE’S ADORABLE
won’t he eat your baby though?
Jessica: haha no
we’re going to wait until the baby is 6mo-1yr
and then get the puppy
so that way, he’s raised around babies
me: so it’s got a chance of defending itself?
something like that
I think this is an amazing idea, that dog looks sooooo cuddly
Jessica: I know!!
they’re super smart
me: I just want to let him roll around on my bed and then go chase a bad guy
Jessica: and very protective, but not at all aggressive
well, unless they think you are going to harm their family
me: that’s good
i like that in dogs
Jessica: me too
me: i do what a chihuaha though
wait. yours will eat mine
Jessica: and he’s big enough to pull around a doggy cart full of babies
when will you get a chihuahua?
me: when i’m jobless and a stoner in my mid twenties.