things that make me happy:
- stealing pens
- red balloons
- eavesdropping into interesting conversations in Starbucks, and being pleasantly surprised when the conversations are shocking or scandalous
- summer dresses
- solving riddles
- “Miss?”
- using colloquialisms like “the bees knees”
Things that annoy me:
- when men call women bad words
- over zealous baristas
- not having a pen on my person
- when socks slip beneath your feet in shoes
- plaid wearing, “The Velvet Underground” listening, annoying hipster chicks.
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